Diet Coke Is Just A Fridge Cigarette Shirt

You ever crack open a cold Diet Coke and suddenly feel 17% more alive, 83% more toxic? Yeah, same.

For the girlies, theydies, and cryptid men who run on caffeine, spite, and memes, this tee is your official uniform. Diet Coke isn’t just a beverage. It’s a lifestyle. A ritual. A fridge cigarette for those of us too tired to care and too wired to sleep.

Whether you’re doomscrolling at 3 a.m. or staring into the fluorescent void of a gas station beverage cooler — this shirt gets you.

🧃 Design Features:
• Bold retro font with chaotic energy
• Optional sketch-style Diet Coke can with cigarette smoke flourish
• Soft, high-quality cotton blend (unlike your nerves)
• Available in Ash Grey, Faded Black, and Anxiety White

🔥 Perfect For:
• Caffeinated goblins and chronically online night owls
• Anyone who considers Diet Coke a personality trait
• People who have tasted the void — and asked for a refill
• “Hot but feral” core

🧢 Why This Shirt Slaps:
• Ironic without trying too hard
• Weirdly relatable
• Starts conversations you’re too tired to finish

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