Keep Calm And Washy Washy Shirt

🛳️ All aboard the hygiene express! This Keep Calm and Washy Washy shirt is the ultimate salute to cruise ship life — where hand-sanitizer songs, buffet lines, and cheesy jokes reign supreme.

Whether you’ve sailed the high seas or just love a good gag gift, this tee captures the quirky spirit of your favorite vacation ritual. Cruise veterans know: if the crew says “washy washy,” you better get scrubbing!

🧼 Design Features:
• Bold “Keep Calm” parody text
• Cartoon soap bubbles or cruise staff with sanitizer (optional graphic idea)
• Available in Nautical Navy, Coral Red, and Seafoam Green
• Soft cotton/poly blend perfect for breezy deck days

🎯 Perfect For:
• Cruise ship addicts & frequent floaters
• Travel junkies with a sense of humor
• Cabin gift exchanges & cruise group tees
• Anyone who appreciates absurdly polite reminders to wash their hands

😂 Why It’s Funny:
Because nothing says “luxury vacation” like being sweetly scolded by a smiling staff member wielding Purell.

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#WashyWashy #CruiseLife #KeepCalmCruiseOn #FunnyCruiseShirt #BuffetLineReady #SanitizeWithStyle