I’M NOT AN ATHLETE – I’M A BASEBALL PLAYER SHIRT

⚾ Legendary Words from a Phillies Icon.
This shirt immortalizes one of the most iconic (and hilarious) quotes in baseball history. John Kruk, the Philadelphia Phillies fan-favorite, once famously said:

“I’m not an athlete, I’m a baseball player.”

Simple. Honest. Unapologetically Kruk.

This vintage-style tee is a tribute to old-school grit and classic ballplayer attitude – perfect for fans who love the game the way it used to be played.

🏟️ Design Features:

• Bold retro text: “I’M NOT AN ATHLETE – I’M A BASEBALL PLAYER”
• Optional back graphic: John Kruk silhouette or jersey number (#29)
• Phillies team colors (white, red, grey, or navy base)
• Premium 100% cotton, unisex sizing S–3XL
• Relaxed fit with ribbed neckline and double-stitched hems

🎯 Perfect For:

• Phillies fans and baseball purists
• Fans of John Kruk and ’90s baseball
• Sports humor lovers
• Tailgates, games at Citizens Bank Park, or sarcastic gym days

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🏷️ Tags:
#JohnKruk #Phillies #BaseballHumor #OldSchoolMLB #KrukQuote #90sBaseball #RetroBaseball #PhiladelphiaPhillies

💬 Backstory :
Kruk’s iconic line came during an encounter with a fitness trainer who questioned his conditioning. Kruk’s deadpan response became legendary: “Lady, I’m not an athlete – I’m a baseball player.”
That moment lives forever — just like this shirt.